How I Finally Weened my 3.5 yo Twin Toddlers off Pacifiers in One Night:

Littered with attempted doll-decapitation, death-threats, even a scene where a tiny girl runs at her mama with a blunt object in a raised hand amidst frantic screaming, this is the hilarious horror-ish-story of HOW I WEANED MY 3.5 YEAR OLDS OFF THEIR PACIFIERS IN ONE NIGHT.